Post by ALLIE RAE JACOBS?! on Jan 5, 2010 13:12:23 GMT -5
SECRET CANON LIST
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OKAY EVERYBODY, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK
A SECRET, FILL OUT THE FORM, AND POST IN CO
DE. IF YOU WANT TO ADD A NEW SECRET, ONE T
HAT ISN'T ON THE LIST, PLEASE MAKE SURE TO S
PECIFY. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, P
M AN ADMIN. OTHERWISE, GET TO IT.
ABUSE - - - - -
; HE LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND BUT USES ME AS HIS SEX TOY.
; HE'S THE REASON I HAD A MISCARRIAGE, TWICE.
; I BEAT UP MY DAD BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
; I LET HER HIT ME BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'LL LEAVE IF I DON'T.
; I PURPOSELY GET INTO RELATIONSHIP WITH ABUSIVE GUYS, I LIKE THE ATTENTION.
; MY BOYFRIEND MANIPULATES ME FOR SEXUAL GAIN.
; MY BOYFRIEND'S FATHER HITS ME, BUT I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND TOO MUCH TO TELL HIM.
; MY GIRLFRIEND BEATS UP MY SISTER, I PRETEND I DON'T NOTICE.
; MY DAD HITS MY SISTERS, IT MAKES ME WONDER IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE BEAT.
; MY TEACHER SAYS IF I HIT HER, SHE'LL GIVE ME AN A FOR THE SEMESTER.
; SHE'S BLACKMAILING ME INTO HAVING SEX WITH HER.
; THERE ISN'T A DAY THAT GOES BY WHEN HE DOESN'T MAKE ME CRY.
FAMILY - - - - -
; I CONVINCED MY MOM TO COMMIT SUICIDE, I CONSIDER IT MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT.
; I HAVE TWO KIDS, I'M ONLY SIXTEEN.
; I SABOTAGE MY SIBLINGS SO I LOOK LIKE THE GOOD CHILD.
; I TELL EVERYONE I'M AN ORPHAN BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED OF MY REAL FAMILY.
; I TOLD THE POLICE MY MOTHER HIT ME SO THEY'D PUT HER IN PRISON.
; I'M SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND.
; I'M SLEEPING WITH MY STEP-SISTERS, ALL THREE OF THEM.
; I'M THE REASON MY PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE.
; MY FATHER KILLED MY MOTHER WHEN I WAS FOUR, I WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING.
; MY LITTLE BROTHER IS ACTUALLY MY SON, BUT HE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT.
; MY MOM IS SLEEPING WITH MY UNCLE, IT'S TEARING OUR FAMILY APART.
; MY PARENTS ARE OFTEN PASSED OUT DRUNK, I'M THE ONLY REASON WE KEEP THE HOUSE.
; MY PARENTS TRIED TO PROSTITUTE ME TWO YEARS AGO, I NEVER FORGAVE THEM.
RELATIONSHIPS - - - - -
; BOTH OF MY GIRLFRIENDS ARE PREGNANT, THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.
; CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I THINK WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
; HE'S THE KIND OF GUY MY MOTHER WANTS ME TO MARRY, I HATE HIM.
; I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW WE'RE DATING, I'M ASHAMED OF HER.
; I HAVE THREE BOYFRIENDS, I'M IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING A FOURTH.
; I THINK MY BOYFRIEND MIGHT BE GAY, BUT I CAN'T DUMP HIM UNTIL AFTER PROM.
; I'M DATING A BOY IN HIGH SCHOOL, I'M TWENTY TWO.
; I'M ONLY WITH HER TO IMPRESS HER BEST FRIEND.
; I'M PREGNANT WITH MY TEACHER'S BABY.
; MY BOYFRIEND AND I ARE CHEATING ON EACH OTHER WITH THE SAME WOMAN.
; MY BOYFRIEND IS LIVING IN MY ROOM, BUT MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW.
; MY PARENTS ARE SO OLD FASHION THEY PUT ME IN ARRANGED MARRIAGE.
; WE HATE EACH OTHER, I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE DATING.
; WE'RE MARRIED, BUT WE'RE ONLY SIXTEEN.
OTHER - - - - -
; I CONSTANTLY TRY TO OVERDOSE ON PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION.
; I GOT CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF POT, MY TEACHER WAS THE ONE WHO SOLD IT TO ME.
; I HAVEN'T TAKEN MY MEDICATION IN A MONTH, MY DISEASE IS GETTING WORSE.
; I KILL ANIMALS AND LEAVE THEM ON PETA ACTIVISTS DOORSTEPS.
; I KILLED HIM AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS IS TRYING TO DESTROY ME.
; I TELL EVERYBODY'S SECRET AND BLAME IT ON OTHERS.
; I TELL EVERYONE I HAVE A FAST METABOLISM, I'M REALLY ANOREXIC.
; I WRITE EROTIC FICTION ABOUT MY CRUSH.
; I'M PLANNING TO KILL MY HISTORY TEACHER.
; I'M THE MOST SUPERFICIAL PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN.
; MY FAMILY IS RICH, BUT I STEAL FOR THE THRILL.
; PEOPLE THINK I'VE STOPPED LYING, BUT I'VE JUST GOTTEN BETTER AT IT.
SEX - - - - -
; I CREATED ONLINEBOOTYCALL.COM SO I COULD GET SOME STRING-FREE SEX.
; I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO MY AU PAIR AT ELEVEN.
; I MADE A SEX TAPE FOR MY BOYFRIEND, HE MADE COPIES AND GAVE IT TO HIS FRIENDS.
; I ORCHESTRATED THE GROUP OF GUYS THAT RAPED HER.
; I RAPED MY GIRLFRIEND'S LITTLE SISTER.
; I SOLD MY VIRGINITY ON EBAY, THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT GAVE ME AN STD.
; I TELL GIRLS I'M A VIRGIN SO THEY WON'T MAKE ME WEAR A CONDOM.
; I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL, BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE.
; I'M SLEEPING WITH MY STEP-BROTEHR TO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND JEALOUS.
; I'M THE OTHER WOMAN TO MY BEST FRIEND.
; SHE TEASES ME AND THEN HAS SEX WITH MY BROTHER.
SEXUALITY - - - - -
; AFTER I HAD SEX WITH HIM, I REALIZED I WAS A LESBIAN, EXCEPT NOW I'M PREGNANT.
; I TRIED TO TURN HER STRAIGHT, BUT I JUST ENDED UP RAPING HER.
; I'M STRAIGHT, BUT I'M DATING HER BECAUSE SHE MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL.
; MY BOYFRIEND IS HAVING SEX WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
; MY MOM ACTS HOMOPHOBIC, BUT HER GIRLFRIEND IS MY P.E. TEACHER.
; NO ONE KNOWS I'M GAY EXCEPT MY BOYFRIEND, HALF THE TIME HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
; SHE CAUGHT ME CHEATING ON MY BOYFRIEND, SO I HAD SEX WITH HER TO SHUT HER UP.
; THE BOY I LOVE IS GAY AND DATING MY BROTHER.
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